Morgan & Carr In War Of Words

June 28, 2010 by  
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A war of words has broken out between Piers Morgan and Alan Carr in an unlikely face off between two of Britain’s less talented personalities. Morgan called Carr “repugnant, whiny and heliun-fuelled? with a hugely annoying voice.

Apparently this is all over Carr’s admission that he’d like to replace ‘Moron’ as a judge on Britain’s Got Talent, perhaps in a bid to discover some talent of his own. The camp gag-killer also complained that Moron was always “slagging him off? for his irritating voice.

Piers added: “I don’t think he has merely an irritating voice. He has quite possibly the most excruciatingly high-pitched, whiny, helium-fuelled, nasal, repugnant voice in the history of mankind.”

Completely missing the irony that Moron is himself a complete tosser, the presented ‘quipped’: “Methinks Chatty Man is perhaps a little sore because my own Life Stories show gets three times his audience.?