Mel B To Replace Danii On X Factor?

May 11, 2010 by  
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Mel B – in remarkably subtle fashion – has suggested she might be replacing the pregnant Dannii Minogue whose due date currently clashes with the X-Factor schedule.

Desperate to keep things under wraps the former Spice Girl – now has been – told new! Magazine that: “I can’t really talk about that because I don’t think it’s my place to, but I’m sure some announcement’s going to happen at some point and then we’ll all know!”

Mel B – the one time beau of Eddie Murphy who might have mistaken her for a transvestite prostitute – has also gotten the backing of one time rival Louis Walsh. Citing a possible personality transplant as the cause for his change in attitude, Walsh told Chris Moyles in an electric interview that: “I heard Mel B was doing it? before adding that she was far more pleasant to be around these days.

In related news The Almighty Lord known as Simon Cowell – a man who history will eventually condemn as the embodiment of corporate evil – has offered the highly coveted job of presenting the Xtra Factor to Christine Bleakely.

Obviously having never watched The One Show, Cowell has decided to try and pry Bleakely from the cold dead hands of the BBC in attempt to plunge ITV’s talent vault even deeper into the abyss. Watch this space or just wait to see whose agent does the best job.