Video: Alex Reid Talks About His CCB Victory

February 2, 2010 by  
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Jug-headed people’s champion Alex Reid has again surpassed himself by becoming the new face of Alton Towers. Not content with his Celebrity Big Brother win, the cube-jawed prize fighter has exceeded all expectations by advertising its new rollercoaster, TH13TEEN.

“I’m Alex Reid, the ultimate fighter”. Is this the same Alex Reid who lost his last six fights and whose last opponent was the soft-faced ex-boyband wuss Dane Bowers?

Cue some tenuous links to the rollercoaster behind him: “My time in the house was challenging…and if you want to do anything you can do it. It’s going to be challenging, just like this ride”. If only life’s tribulations were as hard as sitting down for five minutes watching the world pass in a blur.

“I didn’t get where I was today by taking it easy” he mumbled. That’s correct. You got where you were now by shacking up with human-bobble head Jordan, dressing up like a woman for the tabloids, bashing Dane Bowers and winning the world’s most tedious CCTV challenge. Aspring youth – here is your role model.