Celeb Big Brother: “Stephen. You Talk Too Slow”

January 20, 2010 by  
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baldwinThe celebrity Big Brother housemates have told Stephen ‘Forrest Gump’ Baldwin that he takes far too long to say anything and they are all beginning to lose patience with his ultra-slow chat.

We are amazed that it has taken them this long to bring it up, but maybe celebrities are able to tolerate self-righteous fools a little better than the rest of us.

The topic was finally mentioned this afternoon when Stephen began to tell a story about one of his brothers.

“I’m listening, Steve, get on with it,” said Vinnie impatiently as everyone laughed at the born again Christian.

“But he looks all over the room,” Stephen protested slowly.

“Yes, because it takes so long! Stephen, your delivery is too slow, OK?” said Stephanie Beacham. “This is fact.”

“We could have two conversations when we have one with you,” added Dane.

“I’m an American. We focus on one thing at a time!” Argued Stephen in a snail-paced debate.

“You focus on everyone hanging on every word you say,” responded Dane. “You were telling me a story last week that you still haven’t finished.”

“But seriously, I am going to have to give you a tutorial in delivery,” concluded Stephanie.