Dancing On Ice: Heather’s Shameless Self-Publicity
Eighties porn star Heather Mills is apparently so keen to win this year’s Dancing On Ice that she has sent out a mass email to ask people for support.
“Heather Mills stars in Dancing on Ice. Support Heather. Watch the show to vote”, says the send-out.
Paul McCartney’s ex also has a sign outside her vegan restaurant and has put a telephone number people can use to vote for her on her Twitter account.
One of her friends told The Sun: “Heather is sending the email to everyone she knows – she’s so ambitious it’s unreal. She is desperate to get public support to prove some people do like her.”
The poor fools signed up to follow the peg-legged harridan on Twitter were treated to an inspirational message from the reality show contestant which read: “Busy day counselling people whilst in 3 hrs of traffic to get to ice rink good time management but reminder Afghanistan is getting worse.”