CBB: House Of Lurve?
Both ex-Jordan shag Dane Bowers and purveyor of irritating Eurodance tunes Basshunter have taken condoms into the Big Brother House.
The johnnies were discovered by BB producers after they had a rummage through the contestant’s stuff
“We snoop through bags to make sure no one has tried to sneak in any contraband.
“We tell them in advance but they always chance their arm. We found two had come, er, prepared for anything, shall we say. We didn’t confiscate them, we put them back.
“We’d love it if they managed to get some action as ratings would go through the roof.”
Frankly, I’d rather gouge my eyes out than see either of them rutting like farmyard pigs. Then again, Basshunter could probably make it a chart-topping dance hit by the summer. Expect a ring tone soon.