X Factor: Jedward in Lord Of The Rings Prequel?

December 9, 2009 by  
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idiotsHyperactive, coneheaded X Factor rejects Jedward have been reportedly approached by producer Peter Jackson to audition for the upcoming Guillermo Del Toro directed Hobbit movie.

According to The Sun, Louis Walsh managed Jedward might be offered the parts of Fili and Kili, two dwarves which accompany Bilbo Baggins on his journey in the Lord Of The Rings prequel.

An insider said, “Peter is keen to see if Jedward have any acting ability. He needs twins for these parts and they have a perfect look for the film.

“But the characters have very prominent roles. They are the youngest dwarves and are sent out scouting a lot.

“The big question is whether Jedward could settle down on a major shoot because they are so excitable and hyperactive.”

It’s enough to make you want to weep into your beard.

Ash says:

The second these two step onto the set the film fails. Simple.

Hannah says:

Please Pete, Guillermo, do NOT do that to me. If those two cone headed berks get the roles i’m not watching it.