X Factor: Macho, Macho Man…
Whatever happened to manly men? Lumberjack shirts, chewing tobacco and bear wrestling have all been on the decline recently and even blokes famous for being nasty are turning moisturised and fluffy.
Look at this video of X Factor’s Mr Nasty getting a back, crack and sack.
I suppose if you’re going to have your trousers hiked up that high all day, a silky, frictionless finish would be quite desirable. Ernest Hemingway must be spinning in his grave.
Well actually, no, it’s spoof video by prankster Alison Jackson, but betcha all males in the room are still crossing their legs.