X Factor: Police Threaten To Shut Contestants House
Another day another avalanche of E-Jo twins press coverage, but who’s complaining? Certainly not us – our job hasn’t been this easy since Nikki Graham was on Big Brother.
Anyway let’s get started..
There are inflated reports circulating that the X Factor house could be shut down after police started investigating lewd acts by fans.
Cops wer called after girls started flashing their boobs at the pair who responded by grabbing their crotches in the style of Michael Jackson.
Concerned local Alexander Netsler said yesterday: “I saw a girl who must have only been about 14 lifting up her top to flash at the twins. I had to look away.”
Other residents are considering a more militant approach against the twins legion of young fans.
“The people round here are extremely wealthy and have their own personal security. If necessary, we will blockade the street and stop the crowd ourselves”, said one man known locally as Spartacus.
Such a pity that it’s nearly the end of half-term…