Robert Pattinson Documentary Planned

October 8, 2009 by  
Filed under - Home, News

Broody Byronesque pale-face pin up Robert Pattinson is to be the subject of a planned feature-length documentary called Robsessed.

Pattinson shot to fame after playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire and then set every teenage girl’s heart a-flutter as Edward Cullen in the adaptation of Stephanie Meyer’s best selling teen vampire flick, Twilight (you know, that one that’s about vampires that aren’t really vampires).

Justin Marciano, CEO of the distributor said to E Online: “Teenagers just can’t get enough of Robert Pattinson and this broadcast quality biography is guaranteed to deliver whether on TV or home entertainment.”

The documentary is set to coincide with the release of the second Twilight film, New Moon. As a million teenage girls emit a collective sigh of “he so dreamy?, marketing executives across the land can be seen rubbing their sweaty palms together in anticipation.