Heather Mills Gets Her Skate On

September 29, 2009 by  
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It has been reported that Heather Mills will take a break from her tireless charity work to appear in the next series of Dancing on Ice.

A show insider said: “She has often been linked with the show, but this year she’s finally decided to do it.?

“She knows she divides people but there’s never a dull moment with her.?

She sure does divide people – from their money.

Paul McCartney’s ex-wife is said to have already teamed up with a professional skater ahead of official rehearsals for the ITV1 show later this year.

Hosted by our old friend Phillip Schofield, the show is due to start early next year and the series will see a few changes from last the last series, including a prime-time Friday night slot as well as a live show on Sunday.

“Whatever people say about her, she’s certainly entertaining?, added the source. “She has been speaking to ITV and in typical Heather fashion, is convinced she will be a huge attraction.?

We advise any wealthy bachelors in the vicinity to watch their wallets.

Daizy-Mae says:

I love Heather, I will certainly watch the show because she is on it :) :)

She is so hard-working and determined, and such a great mum to Bea :) :) :)

You should put a new photo of her ice-skating up, not an ancient one! :D She’s had short hair for over a year now…

GO HEATHER!!!!!!

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Mr Cronk says:

WHEN will this grasping trollop finally do something useful and leave public life forever? Does she not realise the utter, utter disdain in which she is held by the people of Britain?

A woman of such grotesquely overinflated ego that she compared the suffering she endured after her divorce to that of Kate McCann. A woman so pompous and self important that she chooses to instruct the entire country in how to live their lives and what to eat.

Please, Mills, just piss off and the millions that you did not earn, and do not deserve. I’ll even throw in a few more quid myself if you piss off quickly.

PAUL says:

IT IS ME MR Mc CARTNEY

PAUL says:

SHE’S A THIEF SHE ROBBED MY HEART AND MY MONEY(1 LEGGED RAT)

Nick says:

If Heather Mills is on the show, I shall certainly not watch it.