Sold?: Oasis Call On The Services of a Giant Rubber Duck

June 11, 2009 by  
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With so many competing mediums these days, ads have really got their work cut out for them.

No longer can you get away with singing the name of the product over a few glockenspiel chimes. If it’s not a drumming gorilla or a giant waterslide ride home, the public just ain’t going to sit up and take notice.

So it’s in that spirit, I imagine, that the makers of Oasis fruit drinks have employed the services of that highly conspicuous selling tool, the yellow rubber duck.

And who better to entertain this spirit of wackiness than those purveyors of day-glo pop culture and nonsensical game shows; the Japanese.

Apparently Oasis fruit drinks are aimed at people who don’t like water, which is a bit of an odd thing to dislike considering how vital it is to our continued survival. But just to show you you’re not alone in your frankly weird proclivities, Oasis want you to know that you’re in the company of forty foot tall microwave spewing cartoon duck.

Feel better about yourself?

Jack McKay