Big Brother – First Night Highlights
Blimmin ‘eck – it’s not even Day Two and already we’ve seen the BB hopefuls stripping off for the camera’s – ok so it was because Big Brother asked them to change into uniform but still – with two glamour models in the house, it wasn’t long before the audience was taking the fast train to boob central.
In BB’s neverending quest to tick all those Equal Opportunities boxes (Venezuelan Pygmy – check, Transgender Pig Farmer – check, Deaf Tibetan Monk with a penchant for S&M and an aversion to washing – check) we have seen more openly any-sexual beings in the house than ever before.
It’s almost like a Nymphomaniacs Anonymous meeting – with contestants like mohawked lesbian Lisa Wallace threatening to turn straight girls with as little as a flash of her flat chest – sexy times! We also have a refugee, an anarchist, a boxer and a Floridian rapper.
They say that desperate times call for desperate measures, so this year Big Bro is getting the contestants to complete challenges before they can achieve true housemate status.
They must feel like SuBo in this grim halfway house, poor chaps. Already, Irish athletics champ, Noirin, has shaved off her eyebrows. All Brazilian Rodrigo had to do was draw on her face – hardly what I’d call a challenge!
As the magic unfolds Rodrigo is currently the fave to win – this may have something to do with the fact that he’s a free-for-all bisexual and therefore will be happy to please all the other sexed up housies to win the grand prize.
Bonking bets at the ready, it won’t be long at this rate!