Big Brother’s International Love-in
In the words of MC Hammer: STOP….. It’s BB time!
Yes, folks it’s back and this year producers want to get contestants hot and heavy in an epic Summer of Love. (NB: Yes, this is just another shameless attempt to increase viewing figures, the question is – will it work? Why not just watch free porn on the internet?)
With 16 singletons in a house full of 18 housemates, producers hope they will be dry-humping like Flopsy, Mopsy and Cotton-Tail before the end of the first night. Yeah we know your grannies might be watching but drink enough cheap Champagne and you won’t care!
The smallest BB house ever is also going to be much more cramped and uncomfortable as removal men have chucked out the couches and replaced them with wooden crates.
We guess that means the housemates might have to get experimental if they want to indulge in any sexy time. Round the back of the smoking area anyone?