Dallas Does… Death Threats

May 6, 2009 by  
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We at OTB think we may have passed out back in Normalsville and woken up in some bizarre 28 Days Later-style reality where celebrities are rapidly falling victim to the “rage” virus (or are just plain angry, for no reason). First Naomi Campbell uses her maid as phone-bashing target practice, then Christian Bale goes apeschizer¬† at a poor, lowly, lighting technician on the set of Terminator Salvation (probably a side-effect of¬† all that steroidal enhancement) and now Victoria Principal is being sued for threatening to shoot her maid, Maribel Banegas.

What do you mean you don’t know who Victoria Principal is? She was in Dallas! Sorry? You’re pre-pubescent and can’t remember Dallas?! Oh…ok…fair enough.

Principal played Pam Ewing in the hit 1980s TV show and has put acting on hold (and this is no word of a lie), so that she can be one of the first passengers on Sir Richard Branson’s Virgin space shuttle. Someone say “Cuckoo”?

All poor Maribel did was pause too long whilst waiting for Prinicpal’s dog to ‘do its business’ before the insane actress sacked her and pointed a gun in her face. We hope the poor woman gets a huge payout.