James Corden Doesn’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry…

March 30, 2009 by  
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Apparently Mat Horne’s comedic other half is suffering from depression. Following the critics rubbishing of his most recent material, perhaps James Corden is finally beginning to realise that fat jokes have a near non-existent shelf life (although no-one seems to have told Jo Brand that).

Friends have tried to coax Jumbo James out of hiding with a veritable smorgasbord of Fray Bentos pies and Pot Noodle but to no avail. Even the fact Lesbian Vampire Killers is continuing to woo the public and challenge predicted box office figures has failed to raise comatose Corden from his misery-addled slumber.

Oh boo hoo, my new show got panned by the critics, wah wah wah. Yes James Corden, it was rubbish. But there’s no need to get all bent out of shape about it, us critics have a job to do and so do you. So get out there, stop freeloading off the BBC, write some new material, and make us laugh!