Hormones at the ready: It’s The Junior Apprentice

March 18, 2009 by  
Filed under News

Any TV show can become infected by an attack of the formulaic, by which time the programme is ultimately destined for a re-vamp and a Celebrity/animal/transvestite/junior version.

The Apprentice is no exception.

Sir Alan intends to catch the future Michelle Dewberry’s and Lee McQueen’s of this world before they reach the age where they can fall victim to an inconvenient pregnancy or learn to lie on their CV. No, he’s not targeting ten year olds; he will be looking to the teenagers of this world to join the ranks at Sugar Towers.

Teenagers eh? But how will Sir Alan cope with street lingo? Can he be down with the kids? Has he even seen High School Musical?! Only time will tell. One thing’s for certain, he’ll have to tone down the jaded jibes or he’ll be drowning in a wave of pubescent tears.