ITV bosses finally realise Ant & Dec’s true worth

January 22, 2009 by  
Filed under News

Ant and Dec are going to have to come to terms with pay packets as diminuitive as themselves.

According to reports from The Sun, the recession is hitting ITV hard and the channel will be unable to offer their presenting stalwarts a deal to match their last one.

And considering they signed a contract for £20 million in 2007 and have done nothing but ponce around in Australian jungles and take the piss out of Britain’s mentally retarded on prime-time television since, we reckon that’s no bad thing.

The paper confirms that ITV bosses, hit by falling advertising revenue, are currently partaking in an “efficiency review?, or with the bullsh*t translator flicked to on, a “sack all the lackeys and offload the wasters review”.