Forget IMAX, Forget Smellovision, Forget Internet Streaming….. The Future Of Television Is Here!
Do you find your 2-D HD-Blu-ray Television just isn’t enough? Do you want to crap yourself every time a cricketer slams a six into the crowd? Do you think that cardboard eyewear is an underrated fashion?
Well dream no more, because Sky has announced it has developed technology that would beam 3D images straight out of your television and INTO YOUR BRAIN. Sky said that if the demand is there, they would begin to roll out the service over the next few years, starting with Drama and Sport programmes.
Imagine not only watching Phil Mitchell’s beautifully spherical head, but being able to practically stroke it! The future is truly here, ladies and gentlemen.
Sky would provide viewers with free polarised glasses to bring the service to life.
Dignity not included.